Fausage: Fecal Sausage. To make a fausage link, one must hold a rolled up condom, pressed against an anus and begin to poop. The solid poop will naturally push into said condom, causing it to unroll; as if to be pushing sausage meat into it’s casing.
Don’t eat the breakfast fausage… John ate breakfast for dinner last night and decided to make a few fausage links this morning. He’s debating on serving it up as is or freezing it and enjoying an Alaskan Pipeline later on.