I had such a delicious breakfast of facon, fausage and biscuits, my mouth is watering just thinking about it.
by fiendinKristi November 07, 2008
Fausage: Fecal Sausage. To make a fausage link, one must hold a rolled up condom, pressed against an anus and begin to poop. The solid poop will naturally push into said condom, causing it to unroll; as if to be pushing sausage meat into it’s casing.
Don’t eat the breakfast fausage… John ate breakfast for dinner last night and decided to make a few fausage links this morning. He’s debating on serving it up as is or freezing it and enjoying an Alaskan Pipeline later on.
by Thad Wilthon (Chad Wilson) January 23, 2025