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Fausage: Fecal Sausage. To make a fausage link, one must hold a rolled up condom, pressed against an anus and begin to poop. The solid poop will naturally push into said condom, causing it to unroll; as if to be pushing sausage meat into it’s casing.
Don’t eat the breakfast fausage… John ate breakfast for dinner last night and decided to make a few fausage links this morning. He’s debating on serving it up as is or freezing it and enjoying an Alaskan Pipeline later on.
Related Words
a lie or statement used to deceive someone
I really like you for who you are.

This aint a fassage this is how I really feel.

Fauxsage 

Fake sausage such as those made from soya.
It was a fauxsage, just an imposter sausage
Fauxsage by Fraude January 5, 2015
it's saying no but only those who have an iq of over 200 can comprehend.
crackah, can we let mexicans in our country?

falsage
falsage by gayfaggotinni October 26, 2018

fassageneous

He tries to hide his fassageneous habits.
fassageneous by Virtuoso305 May 8, 2018

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026