fausage 

The vegetarian (and vegan) substitute of sausage. Made with a soy base. Fake sausage.

I had such a delicious breakfast of facon, fausage and biscuits, my mouth is watering just thinking about it.

fausage by fiendinKristi March 22, 2009

Fausage 

Fausage: Fecal Sausage. To make a fausage link, one must hold a rolled up condom, pressed against an anus and begin to poop. The solid poop will naturally push into said condom, causing it to unroll; as if to be pushing sausage meat into it’s casing.

Don’t eat the breakfast fausage… John ate breakfast for dinner last night and decided to make a few fausage links this morning. He’s debating on serving it up as is or freezing it and enjoying an Alaskan Pipeline later on.

Fausage by Thad Wilthon (Chad Wilson) January 22, 2025

fassage

a lie or statement used to deceive someone

I really like you for who you are.

This ain’t a fassage this is how I really feel.

fassage by twoshotthereal May 1, 2021

Fauxsage 

Fake sausage such as those made from soya.

It was a fauxsage, just an imposter sausage

Fauxsage by Fraude January 5, 2015

falsage 

it's saying no but only those who have an iq of over 200 can comprehend.

crackah, can we let mexicans in our country?

falsage

falsage by gayfaggotinni October 26, 2018

fassageneous

Concious effort to be fake

He tries to hide his fassageneous habits.

fassageneous by Virtuoso305 May 8, 2018