faunet

A sexualization of a young , possibly adolescent boy.

They are "hot" "sexy" "lustes after" "beautiful"

Think male version of nymphet

See faunlet

That boy is such a faunet.

by LilSatanKitty August 18, 2016

Shreds faucets

"Shreds faucets" is a slang term used typically in certain gaming communities, usually on PC, due to difficulties chatting on consoles. It also sees frequent use as an alternative to other derogatory terms and word which would be considered offensive. It is believed this term first started catching wind in the Minecraft online game community, due to it's younger audience.

"Yikes! that really shreds faucets, dude."

"Man, I just died? That really shreds faucets!"
"Man, 2020 really shredded faucets."

by LluciferLlama December 28, 2020

faucet failure

Used by Ski mask the slump god in his song faucet failure, to show how hard someone's drip is from having waves.

The doctor said I have an extreme condition. What is it. Faucet failure. What does that mean. My drip is too hard boi

by ThefireGriffin March 11, 2019

Hit the Faucet

When you are in a state that is characterized by alcohol intoxication, "hitting the faucet" means to go to the nearest bathroom, turn the faucet on high, put one's mouth directly underneath, and drink until one can't drink anymore. This action is performed in an effort to curb the side effects of a hangover. One engages in this act instead of drinking out of a cup because, simply, there is no cup big enough for the amount of water one needs to drink when they're this drunk.

Tyler: Dude, I just drank beer number 12 and I have a lab at 8 a.m. tomorrow.

Robert: Just hit the faucet, you'll be good.

by The faucet hitter May 29, 2010

Mr. Fauntroy

Evil teacher at Argyle Middle School. Takes fried chicken as bribe. Fails everyone for no reason...

Mr. Fauntroy got married somehow, no one knows how.

by chocoboslayerJR. December 2, 2015

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.

Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?

by Tortilla Factory March 19, 2005

Faneto

Faneto means finesse. Faneto is a song that was released by Chicago rapper Chief Keef in 2014, in it, he raps "Know you can't get no money silly ho - I just hit a stain, faneto." Fans were initially confused as to what that the slang Faneto meant, but Chief Keef later revealed its definition

Faneto means finesse

by _KINGMOE_ January 31, 2019