Faulked 

walking in the street and getting yourself hit by a car

Erin was faulked on his way to go eat.

Faulked by chestogold. September 7, 2010

Faulkenator 

(n) An individual who thinks too much of his or her accomplishments within the fantasy sports universe. Often, this individual will possess several "Runner Up" or "Good Sportsmanship" trophies. The verb form can be either "to faulk" or "to faulkenate".

Chris spent a lot of time bragging about his fantasy baseball team last year, but he ending up losing in the championship game. He's a faulkenator.

Scott dropped David Ortiz at the beginning of the season because he was in a slump. He really faulkenated that one.

If you're going to talk trash on the message boards, you better make sure not to faulk it up and lose your game.

Faulkenator by In Your Endo May 12, 2008

Faulkenberry 

noun

Faulkenberry is the name of champions. "Fuckinberry": The common mispronunciation of such an amazing last name is out of jealousy...or simply because when with a Faulkenberry you will have a fucking-very amazing time.

verb
To Faulkenberry. The act of pwning.

Noun.
He: Did you see just see that smokin hot chick? Man she's amazing.
She: She must be a Faulkenberry.

Verb
He: Whoa, that guy just Faulkenberry-ed that dude. I wish I could do that, I mean that other guy went DOWN!

Faulkenberry by Fuckingberry November 12, 2010

Falked

The past tense of 'falking'. Facebook + stalked.

"I falked some people thoroughly last night."

Falked by Alienne April 24, 2010

faulkenberry 

When a woman's nipples become erect

guy:dude that chicks so got a faulkenberry

faulkenberry by mithdred October 23, 2008

FaulkDaddy 

Chris is THE daddy!!!!!!!!#@@

Chris is my FaulkDaddy!!!!!!!!!!

FaulkDaddy by JKCCM March 6, 2005

Faulker

Someone who uses Facebook to stalk or obsessively comments on someones profile.

"He is such a faulker! All he does is like my statuses and make creepy stalkerish wall posts!"

Faulker by wordsaremyname January 24, 2010