fatyad 

a big fat bitch who smells like shit.

ew that is such a fatyad!

fatyad by heightens November 19, 2023

Fatlad's Food Ratio

Basically this is the ratio applied to foodstuffs, by fat people whereby whatever the packaging states as how many people the foodstuff serves is divided by a minimum of 2. Used frequently in the North of England......

Fatlady: Says 'ere this cheesecake serves 4 people.
Fatlad: Well using Fatlad's Food Ratio, as we are fat, thats 2 people in our case!

Fatlad's Food Ratio by Your Local Hero February 21, 2008

fatpad 

A thing to rub, right above the penis. Most fat people have it, and hide their penis there. A fat wall of flesh which you can squish as well.

I can rub my fatpad until i cum.

fatpad by TheFatPersonRubbedHisFatpad March 16, 2018

Fatada

Someone with a limited or below normal mental ability; a dumbass

That girl is such a fatada! One time she even thought the stairs was the toilet!

Fatada by Fatadacentral April 13, 2017

Fayadh 

Sexy boy that fucked all your mothers

Fayadh’s from the ghetto ‘Ratattataaaaa’

Fayadh by Fayy December 22, 2019

fatlad 

a male who possesses all of the following attributes;
a minimum of 4 stones overweight,
cider drinker,
gambling addiction,
in love with ex,
experience of bar work,
a love of meat

original fatlad Sam, original fatlad Gareth, SID Guy, butterbean, fordham

fatlad by Fatlad Jesus February 6, 2007

fatymad 

Disposition of a girl who expects the world to be handed to her while she sits on the couch and does nothing all day but eat elephant ears and lie on Facebook.

That bitch is messed up!! I've never seen anyone so fatymad. She needs a life!

fatymad by Realist502 June 17, 2017