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He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son. 

This line is said after almost every death of one of pewd’s pets.
“JOERGEN- NOoOoOoOoOo !!”
“He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.”

Semen Father 

A father figure who supplies his girl with lots of delicious, creamy semen.
Melissa knew she would get a big mouthful of yummy cum from her Semen Father. And sure enough she drained his balls into her pretty mouth and gave her lots to swallow.
Semen Father by eggplant boi March 21, 2021

Fondling Father 

Fondling Father — another name for Donald Trump, The Orange Man, Dolt 45, who also has a host of other sobriquets too numerous to mention here.

This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.

A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.
This is the Fondling Father Home Schooling Anthem

He was first in graft
First in lies
First in grabbing lady parts
Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump
Gave our MAGA Movement its start

fatherus missingus 

defined as a stan of meowbahh, red velvety, dream, jellybean or any other stans of cringe creators
cringe stan: it nOT a MIStaKe, It ✨MAsrPICe✨
Nat geo camera man:'here we see a wild fatherus missingus staning jellybean and threatening all other fathers in its radius

Father Joseph 

Is that cashed? No, there's just enough for a Father Joseph; here you go, man!
Father Joseph by FJ Himself October 3, 2013
a boy that will make u fall in love within seconds by just seeing his eyes and do a little conversation.
his personality was amazing that will make anyone like him either as a friend or a huge fat crush that u could never get over for the rest of your life.
but could destroy you within minutes by just getting ignored by him.
but the affections he give you will make u blind.
omg your personality remind me of a name, fathir
fathir by no shit bro April 13, 2019
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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