father to a t 

A fat dad type. Father to a t is faT. Often used to discreetly make fun of someone for becoming a dad and getting wider.

A: dude what happened to bob after graduation? Ever since he married he’s unrecognizable
B: bob must be a father to a t

father to a t by laspalmasdegrancanaria January 28, 2022

He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son. 

This line is said after almost every death of one of pewd’s pets.

“JOERGEN- NOoOoOoOoOo !!”
“He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.”

He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son. by zenissushi August 23, 2019

he was like a father to me, i loved him like my so 

the death of a beloved minecraft pet

"Noo!!, He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son."

he was like a father to me, i loved him like my so by Truth Bombs May 19, 2020

a father to black berries

i fuck black chicks i could've been a father to black berries.

bro doesn't know where a father to black berries is cause he hasn't been born yet. niggaaaaaaaaaa

a father to black berries by eaturarmimeanspit September 15, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>My Biological Father Birthed Me To Smile In a A Bar<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>My Biological Father Birthed Me To Smile In a A Bar<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>My Biological Father Birthed Me To Smile In a A Bar<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>My Biological Father Birthed Me To Smile In a A Bar<.7.9.7.6.> by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

You've started to resemble our father a bit 

What you would say to your step-brother after he grows up and starts looking like your father

Guy 1 *in a deep and calm voice* : Hello step bro
Guy 2: You've started to resemble our father a bit

You've started to resemble our father a bit by ZekeYeager February 18, 2021

Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani 

!@#$%^&*() Yeet some useless nursery rhyme British soldiers made up to make fun of American ones too bad America won but American toddlers love it for some reason Yeet

Weird guy: Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani
Me: What the heck is Macoroani

Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani by laser_fox March 10, 2021