fat blaster

A gentleman who has the tendency to hook up with significantly larger women. This is a less extreme form of a chubby chaser.

"Dude, Paul is such a fat blaster! This is the second weekend in a row he has gone home with a cow!"

by Sparkles90 March 13, 2012

Fat Boner Blaster

When you jerk off so hard to something you really aren't supposed to jerk off too, but you bust a fat nut anyways.

Me: Doctor! Help! I jerked off to something i wasn't supposed to jerk off to!
Doctor: Uhhh, What did you watch?
Me: Bandicoot pornos.
Doctor: Im sorry to say but, your dick is becoming a fat boner blaster.

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

fat basterd

A guy who is a lazy good for nothing piece of shot some people call it a virus of being a douch and a fat basterd

My dad sits on my mother spanking her what a fat ass good for nothing fat basterd

by Lorcan hodges December 6, 2015

fat baster

the word to try to upset fat people which don't

You fat baster drop the chicken.

by waylonbrowning November 28, 2003

fagblaster

Someone who engages in blasting gays in the ass.

"Elton John's a total fagblaster isn't he?"

by BaftA June 22, 2006

fartblaster

One who unleashes mad gas on a regular basis; one who blasts the farts

Today I(michael) took up the role of fartblaster in class today, TO THE MAX!!

by Captain B November 4, 2003

fartblaster

a very large ass

by Anonymous April 23, 2003