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fat blaster 

A gentleman who has the tendency to hook up with significantly larger women. This is a less extreme form of a chubby chaser.
"Dude, Paul is such a fat blaster! This is the second weekend in a row he has gone home with a cow!"
fat blaster by Sparkles90 March 13, 2012
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Fat Boner Blaster 

When you jerk off so hard to something you really aren't supposed to jerk off too, but you bust a fat nut anyways.
Me: Doctor! Help! I jerked off to something i wasn't supposed to jerk off to!
Doctor: Uhhh, What did you watch?
Me: Bandicoot pornos.
Doctor: Im sorry to say but, your dick is becoming a fat boner blaster.
Fat Boner Blaster by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

fat basterd 

A guy who is a lazy good for nothing piece of shot some people call it a virus of being a douch and a fat basterd
My dad sits on my mother spanking her what a fat ass good for nothing fat basterd
fat basterd by Lorcan hodges December 6, 2015

fat baster 

the word to try to upset fat people which don't
You fat baster drop the chicken.
fat baster by waylonbrowning November 28, 2003

fagblaster

Someone who engages in blasting gays in the ass.
"Elton John's a total fagblaster isn't he?"
fagblaster by BaftA June 22, 2006

fartblaster 

One who unleashes mad gas on a regular basis; one who blasts the farts
Today I(michael) took up the role of fartblaster in class today, TO THE MAX!!
fartblaster by Captain B November 4, 2003

fartblaster 

a very large ass
fartblaster by Anonymous April 23, 2003
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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