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Fat Boner Blaster 

When you jerk off so hard to something you really aren't supposed to jerk off too, but you bust a fat nut anyways.
Me: Doctor! Help! I jerked off to something i wasn't supposed to jerk off to!
Doctor: Uhhh, What did you watch?
Me: Bandicoot pornos.
Doctor: Im sorry to say but, your dick is becoming a fat boner blaster.
Fat Boner Blaster by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

fat basterd 

A guy who is a lazy good for nothing piece of shot some people call it a virus of being a douch and a fat basterd
My dad sits on my mother spanking her what a fat ass good for nothing fat basterd
fat basterd by Lorcan hodges December 6, 2015

fat baster 

the word to try to upset fat people which don't
You fat baster drop the chicken.
fat baster by waylonbrowning November 28, 2003

fagblaster

Someone who engages in blasting gays in the ass.
"Elton John's a total fagblaster isn't he?"
fagblaster by BaftA June 22, 2006

fartblaster 

One who unleashes mad gas on a regular basis; one who blasts the farts
Today I(michael) took up the role of fartblaster in class today, TO THE MAX!!
fartblaster by Captain B November 4, 2003

fartblaster 

a very large ass
fartblaster by Anonymous April 23, 2003