fat assin'

To slow poke around, to move slowly like a fat ass, or to drive slow on the freeway. ALso means to talk to someone.

Stop fat assin' around, I need to get home.

Man 1: *phone rings* Hi baby, im sitting here fat assin with Bruce, let me call you back.
Woman on phone: "Huh????"

by maddizzletwentytwizzle November 22, 2007

fat ass in a glass

An alcoholic drink available in the state of Maine. It is made with allen's coffee brandy (extremely cheap version of kaluah) and milk. When you drink it your ass grows very large.

Can I pay for my fat ass in a glass with my foodstamps?

by zoe February 9, 2004

Fat Assing

Verb. To carry out activities that may result in one's heine increasing in size, such activities include; eating large amounts of fatty foods, and sitting at home playing computer games all day.

John: I'm going to order 3 pizzas, then consume them all whilst playing COD4

Claire: Stop Fat Assing, you'll become a Fat Ass

by Dorrrraaaaaa July 1, 2009