fastfed

The biggest tool in the world.

I went to Sears over the weekend to pick up a Professional series cabinet to hold all my fastfed's in. It's got ball bearings and junk.

by John Feldman October 27, 2004

fastfed

adj. To be self-assured and upbeat despite overwhelming evidence that you should be otherwise. “Ignorance is bliss.”

“Look at that asshole, he shit his pants, and he’s still got a spring in his step.”
“Damn right, kiddo, that guy’s fastfed.”

by J.P. Tuckwilliger October 28, 2004

fasteddie7

hugest bastard/ fag, cocky little SCAB who thinks hes hot shit when really hes nasty and no girl wants to look in his direction. massive SNAKE

"look at me im eddie, i put my face on facethejury.com but i forgot im a HUGE fag and really ugly...."

by eddiesthehugestfag July 22, 2003

wucking fasted

similar to sotally tober

holy shit i'm wucking fasted

by rondo p suttly November 29, 2004

fasted

v. 1 to get destroyed and humiliated utterly; OWNED. 2. the act of utilizing something.

Origin: from Mplayer Team Fortress online gaming. Started by members of MOB, Massive Threat, otz, etc.

"Sleazy got fasted up the hard."

"Gringo's BBC fasted multiple victims last night...repeatedly."

by Taimaishu May 24, 2004

fasted

Fake wasted. An alcoholic placebo.

Knowing that Sierra had never actually been wasted, her friends gave her what she thought was a very strong mix drink.
she was totally fasted even though it was only lemonade.

by Clemmentine September 14, 2007

fasted

To get extremely intoxicated. A step higher than the term "wasted". The word comes from when "fucking wasted" is used together. Fasted is a shortened version of that.

"Let's go get fasted at the bar!"

"I got fasted and threw up everywhere last night."

by Julio Escavez September 10, 2006