-'Have you ever met that Dan Williamson?'
-'Yes and his face smelt of farts...'
-'It's not his fault, he is a fartface, a dissorder he was born with'
-'Unforgivable'
-'Yes and his face smelt of farts...'
-'It's not his fault, he is a fartface, a dissorder he was born with'
-'Unforgivable'
by Enjoysthewin November 26, 2011
Jon Tingley stole Colin's Furby(TM); but it's ok, Colin had it coming, the fartface stole Jon's Pocket Pussy (TM) and uses it as a cooler for his tall boy beer.
by SharOne September 11, 2014
Irish term meaning to be heavily intoxicated with alcohol to the point of not knowing where you are, and whether or not someone farted in your face.
"I like to visit the various partying locations in my local area and get totally fucking fartfaced on a regular basis!"
by Mr. Big Knob Shit Kitten March 13, 2013
Someone who when they talk only release worthless gas, with no value other than to smell up the room
by Big Al August 05, 2003
dude 1:Dude, I couldn't even talk to that guy, he's such a fartface.
dude 2:I know man, that's sick!
dude 2:I know man, that's sick!
by KaylaEM January 29, 2008
by fartface... September 23, 2010