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fartnade 

A fartnade is when you fart in a small jar and quickly close the lid, you then tell someone you cant open the jar so they open it and inhale the fart.
You can also save the fartnade by putting the jar in either a fridge or freezer.
Lisa: "John can you open this jar for me."
John: "okay.... Aw shit lisa! That fartnade was lethal!" "It actually smells like you pooed in this jar!"
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Fartnado 

The act of ripping a stanky fart next to another person then immediately running around them tight circles so as to create an inescapable cyclone of noxious fart gas.
Dude I just got fartnado'd pretty bad, every direction was full of stink.
Fartnado by TtotheDM January 31, 2014
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Fartnado 

When two or more people around someone fart around the same time causing the stink from their farts to meet at that person and making a super cloud of stink like when the cold and warm fronts of a tornado meet.
Oh man, it stinks so bad over here. I must be caught in a fartnado.
Fartnado by Matt D. Underwood March 4, 2008

Fartnado 

When a group of people unleash a forceful combination of farts, creating a hazardous and overwhelming atmosphere that leaves bystanders gasping for fresh air.
Dude, we should've never had that bean burrito eating contest in the car. It was a total fartnado in there, and everyone was freaking out!
Fartnado by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023

Fartnado 

Passing gas, usually in a smaller room, that is trapped by the spinning of the ceiling fan.
I thought the fan would help, but it seems we've been caught up in a fartnado, Dear.
Fartnado by FriedFishCombo May 30, 2015

Fartnado 

When two or more people around someone fart around the same time causing the stink from their farts to meet at that person and making a super cloud of stink like when the cold and warm fronts of a tornado meet.
Oh man, it stinks so bad over here. I must be caught in a fartnado.
Fartnado by Matt D. Underwood March 2, 2008
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