fartchive

An archive of farts. A collection of farts recorded by audio or video for later reflection or intensely creative musical productions.

After watching a fart music video, Laura was compelled to start her own fartchive.

by SillyMama925 December 25, 2013

farchitect

shortening of "fucking architect" and typically used to describe an architect who, through their incompetence, makes life difficult for everyone else.

I have to redesign the structure because the farchitect changed their mind again.

by Andrew Morrison February 18, 2008

Farrchie

In Albion Online's lore; Farrchie is considered to be the child of God, the purest form of a human being there is. Even though he is one of the biggest guild hoppers, everyone knows he is the biggest simp of KingMoJo there is.

Farrchie you're a retard, shut up.

by BigPimpleFaceSayad January 31, 2021

fartive glance

That sneaky look over your shoulder to see if anyone just heard (or smelled) your fart.

Having eaten too many beans for breakfast, Michael let out squeaky fart just before the opening hymn at church. A fartive glance at the old lady behind him indicated that she had heard and smelled his squeaker, and she was not impressed.

by RedSonya March 24, 2009

artchive

art: activity intended to make something special.

archive:

a place for storing earlier, and often historical, material. An archive usually contains documents (letters, records, newspapers, etc.) or other types of media kept for historical interest.

artchive: a place for storing something special.

"An 'artchive' is similar to a pirate's treasure chest." - says an art pirate

by [e-mail] February 7, 2013

fartative

being prone to farting a lot in public, in disregard for other people's discomfort and refusing to move to a different (more private) spot. Sometimes includes smiling and adding small talk as one farts.

"We were at this party and this guy we met wouldn't stop farting! He acted like it was nothing and kept talking about the shitty weather."

Uncomfortable_guy:"Do you stink someone just farted?"
Fartative_guy:"Nah, I don't stink so... Man, it was so foggy this morning; I could barely get to work."

by Imtherealme December 1, 2010

Farchie

An absolute godess that Ascends any type of human a Farchie is on the same level as god

The farchinator farchie was on top of his game 9 subs in a week never done before passed all the competition man ismartsnake is next zombie curse poppin alk these checks jindra rolex

by Sunhatsoren May 23, 2022