fartative

being prone to farting a lot in public, in disregard for other people's discomfort and refusing to move to a different (more private) spot. Sometimes includes smiling and adding small talk as one farts.

"We were at this party and this guy we met wouldn't stop farting! He acted like it was nothing and kept talking about the shitty weather."

Uncomfortable_guy:"Do you stink someone just farted?"
Fartative_guy:"Nah, I don't stink so... Man, it was so foggy this morning; I could barely get to work."

by Imtherealme December 1, 2010

fartation migration

To leave the area after you fart.

After the stench filled the room, people noticed Jeff was gone and declared that he used fartation migration.

by A Bob bay March 21, 2008

Fartation

The movement a person makes when one gases uncontrollably.

I could tell it was Becky who gassed us because of her obvious Fartation.

by Shitfacelarneau May 31, 2009

fartchive

An archive of farts. A collection of farts recorded by audio or video for later reflection or intensely creative musical productions.

After watching a fart music video, Laura was compelled to start her own fartchive.

by SillyMama925 December 25, 2013

Fartation

A fart, with a little something to say. When you want to clear a room, but also want to make a statement.

My fartation reminds me that I need to get my colon checked.

by jakespeed2020 June 12, 2010

fartive glance

That sneaky look over your shoulder to see if anyone just heard (or smelled) your fart.

Having eaten too many beans for breakfast, Michael let out squeaky fart just before the opening hymn at church. A fartive glance at the old lady behind him indicated that she had heard and smelled his squeaker, and she was not impressed.

by RedSonya March 24, 2009

fartacise

When you exercise and fart at the same time.
and/or
when the size of your booty determines the reverberating sound of your fart

My booty was so big I went to the gym and I fartacised
Wow, that's a really big fartacise!
When is the last time you fartacised?

by Concerto989 January 20, 2017