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Fartburger 

N. Something that at one point in time would have fetched an excellent market price, but because of seller greed and overpricing it didn't sell and because of market change it suddenly became such a rotten, stinky deal that the item could only be sold below cost.
Jim could have sold his home before the housing market collapse, but he held firm on an astronomical price. Now, he has a real fartburger on his hands.

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Fartburger by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011
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Fartburger 

An ordinary hamburger , but with a higher content of legumes, resulting excessive flatulence .
Please sir ! Can I have some fries with my fartburger ?
Fartburger by Debu June 2, 2011

big dicksucking fartburger

Someone who sucks a dick while eating a burger and farting
John: Damn that big dicksucking fartburger I had yesterday was fucking delectable

Filipino Furburger 

South-East Asian coochie. Even if it is not from the Philippines, you can imagine it is and tell your buddies it was.
I cant wait to get back to Manila and start hitting that Filipino Furburger - with or without cheese...

fart burger with extra shit sauce 

Extremely foul smelling fart and slight ass juice for good measure
Oh snap, I passed one and then realized it was worse, a fart burger with extra shit sauce!

Fartbanger 

A fartbanger is defined as a 4 cylinder (4 banger) front wheel drive car equipped with an oversized muffler. It literally sounds as if someone is farting in an empty beer can. Typically these vehicles are driven by inexperienced drivers who derive thier skills and value set from playing Grand Theft Auto and watching Fast & Furious.
In example, any older model front wheel drive car is a perfect candidate to become a Fartbanger. Just hacksaw off the factory exhaust, slap on a crappy piece of junk megaphone type muffler and viola... You have a Fartbanger. Oh, don't forget to add a really dumb looking spoiler and maybe some stickers too.
Fartbanger by Jason L71 December 9, 2007

Fergburger

The ultimate burger place.

massive.

has all the hook ups and shit you need at anytime of day or night.

New Zealand based. sweet

this place has a fluffer, but not the porn kind.
i had a sweet Fergburger!
Fergburger by Yougottatryit! November 26, 2009