godchef's definitions

Matty Ice

Nickname of Atlanta Falcons QB Matt Ryan, quite possibly the lamest nickname ever thought of.

1st Guy: Yo, did you see the Falcons game? Matty Ice is the man !! Falcons all the way baby !!

2nd Guy : C'mon man get off his lap! That is the weakiest shit ever, who thought of that anyway. Hey from now on your his cousin Vanilla Ice

by godchef December 9, 2010

walking atrocity

A man or woman whose physical appearance is simply beyond fucked up it is an atrocity

Son, I saw your boy the other day, dude had missin teeth and shit looks like he's doin bad. What? Yo for real? Yeah, a walking atrocity. Damn!

by godchef July 8, 2010

walking atrocity

A man or woman whose physical appearance is simply beyond fucked up it is an atrocity

Son, I saw your boy the other day, dude had missin teeth and shit looks like he's doin bad. What? Yo for real? Yeah, a walking atrocity. Damn!

by godchef July 8, 2010

funniest faggot

A gay male that despite their homosexuality has a great sense of humor and is funny as shit

Neil Patrick Harris is the funniest faggot he's fuckin hilarious in Harold & Kumar

by godchef July 25, 2010

faggot built

A man who pretends to be tough but knows he is actually soft as a faggot on the inside

I had to check this faggot built nigga tryin to play hard in front of his boys

by godchef May 25, 2010

dismal grips

To be in prison or caught by the police with no way out

Damn, son I aint seen you where you been? Boy I was in the dismal grips for slappin a bitch and couldn't make bail

by godchef May 26, 2010

trick on dick

A scandalous female that is so hard up and desparate to do the most low life shit for little to no gain or money

Yo I can't wait for you to see this bad bitch I met at the club. What's her name? Candy, Dude I know that trick on dick!, she sucked me off after I bought her a drink last week at the club

by godchef May 27, 2010