Similar to a fortnight (2 weeks) this is the period of time that the odor lingers around when you fart and you shouldn't have...like in church or in an elevator.

Jesus, and here I thought this would be an SBD non-stinker but it turns out it was a fartnight with a capital FART!

Fartnight by here_and_there August 30, 2017

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Fartfight

When you're on a plane and the person next to you farts, then you fart in retaliation. Then the fartfight begins.

On my flight the guy next to droped a silent one and pretended it wasn't him so I popped off my own and the fartfight began.

Fartfight by Spiderface96 March 15, 2015

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Fartlighting

A type of gaslighting, when you fart in public but blame it on someone else and insinuating that they are crazy for thinking otherwise. The "gas" in question here is a fart.

Debbie: *farts*
Kaleb: "Ew Debbie, stop farting!"
Debbie: "Dude, it's been you the whole time. I can't believe you don't notice it. Are you ok? You should see a doctor."
Kaleb: "Really? I'm doing it?"
Susan: "Don't listen to her Kaleb! She's just fartlighting."

Fartlighting by just like honey January 8, 2021

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fartlighter

A flamethrower (the weapon).

I had a quad-powered rocket launcher, but still got fragged by someone with a fartlighter.

fartlighter by Machine Man January 1, 2009

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fartlighting

gaslighting but epic

gretel : “timmy.. stop fartlighting me.”
timmy : “no”

fartlighting by fwoot September 15, 2021

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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