fart-tight 

Something so tight it causes you to fart when trying to loosen.

That bolt was fart-tight !

fart-tight by JB-lack 79 December 9, 2024

Fartnight 

The agonizingly long period that an especially pungent fart hangs in the air after being released.

"Dude after you ripped that one, it smelled like ass for a fartnight!"

Fartnight by ToxSick1333 December 9, 2012

Fartnight 

Similar to a fortnight (2 weeks) this is the period of time that the odor lingers around when you fart and you shouldn't have...like in church or in an elevator.

Jesus, and here I thought this would be an SBD non-stinker but it turns out it was a fartnight with a capital FART!

Fartnight by here_and_there August 30, 2017

Fartfight 

When you're on a plane and the person next to you farts, then you fart in retaliation. Then the fartfight begins.

On my flight the guy next to droped a silent one and pretended it wasn't him so I popped off my own and the fartfight began.

Fartfight by Spiderface96 March 15, 2015

Fartlighting 

A type of gaslighting, when you fart in public but blame it on someone else and insinuating that they are crazy for thinking otherwise. The "gas" in question here is a fart.

Debbie: *farts*
Kaleb: "Ew Debbie, stop farting!"
Debbie: "Dude, it's been you the whole time. I can't believe you don't notice it. Are you ok? You should see a doctor."
Kaleb: "Really? I'm doing it?"
Susan: "Don't listen to her Kaleb! She's just fartlighting."

Fartlighting by just like honey January 8, 2021

fartlighter 

A flamethrower (the weapon).

I had a quad-powered rocket launcher, but still got fragged by someone with a fartlighter.

fartlighter by Machine Man January 1, 2009

fartlighting 

gaslighting but epic

gretel : “timmy.. stop fartlighting me.”
timmy : “no”

fartlighting by fwoot September 15, 2021