fart whisperer

A person whom others feel comfortable farting around.

Girl one: Hey why the long face?

Girl two: I just had a third person today fart near me!

Girl one: Wow, its like you are a fart whisperer.

fart whisperer by chiguy61 December 11, 2010

cow fart whisperer

a person so apprehensive about global warming that they are eve raising alarms over bovine wind and gas.

Harry is a cow fart whisperer.

cow fart whisperer by yikes. October 28, 2009

fart whispering 

A highly evolved talent, formed over a rich lifetime of direct human experience understanding the motivations for farting in any given situation as well as knowing what has been consumed to power the sound and the stench of the flatus itself.

Early on I realized that I excel in the highly sought-after area of expertise called “fart whispering” quite by accident; my profoundly flatulent father may have spawned this esoteric interest to begin with but it is my work in men’s prisons that has allowed me to become as highly adept as I am today.

fart whispering by Dr Bunnygirl October 14, 2019