Definitions by yikes.

houdini 

A person who who makes everyone's shit disappear for no reason and at the inconvenience of others.

My coworker is such a houdini, she moved my plants to a different room. I don't even know why!

houdini by Yikes. April 16, 2017

Evans 

Expert-level pussy licking method.

I made my girlfriend squirt last night using the Evans technique.

Evans by Yikes. February 14, 2017

Hamel 

A person sexually aroused by crustaceans, specifically lobsters.

That guy is such a hamel, he almost blew his load when he saw that lobster.

Hamel by Yikes. February 13, 2017

Klinker 

a desperate virgin.

That guy's a real klinker. He begged his friend to help him get laid.

Klinker by Yikes. February 6, 2017

cow fart whisperer

a person so apprehensive about global warming that they are eve raising alarms over bovine wind and gas.

Harry is a cow fart whisperer.

cow fart whisperer by yikes. October 28, 2009