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houdini

A person who who makes everyone's shit disappear for no reason and at the inconvenience of others.

My coworker is such a houdini, she moved my plants to a different room. I don't even know why!

by Yikes. April 16, 2017

cow fart whisperer

a person so apprehensive about global warming that they are eve raising alarms over bovine wind and gas.

Harry is a cow fart whisperer.

by yikes. October 28, 2009

Klinker

a desperate virgin.

That guy's a real klinker. He begged his friend to help him get laid.

by Yikes. February 6, 2017

Hamel

A person sexually aroused by crustaceans, specifically lobsters.

That guy is such a hamel, he almost blew his load when he saw that lobster.

by Yikes. February 13, 2017

Evans

Expert-level pussy licking method.

I made my girlfriend squirt last night using the Evans technique.

by Yikes. February 14, 2017