Girl one: Hey why the long face?
Girl two: I just had a third person today fart near me!
Girl one: Wow, its like you are a fart whisperer.
Girl two: I just had a third person today fart near me!
Girl one: Wow, its like you are a fart whisperer.
by chiguy61 December 9, 2010
A highly evolved talent, formed over a rich lifetime of direct human experience understanding the motivations for farting in any given situation as well as knowing what has been consumed to power the sound and the stench of the flatus itself.
Early on I realized that I excel in the highly sought-after area of expertise called “fart whispering” quite by accident; my profoundly flatulent father may have spawned this esoteric interest to begin with but it is my work in men’s prisons that has allowed me to become as highly adept as I am today.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 14, 2019
a person so apprehensive about global warming that they are eve raising alarms over bovine wind and gas.
by yikes. October 28, 2009
When you're laying in bed ultra gassy and endlessly farting hiss tone farts. Usually these farts are extremely vile due to some mystery fast food protein eaten earlier or the previous day.
by 88-0554 September 20, 2013