4 definitions by chiguy61

fart whisperer

A person whom others feel comfortable farting around.

Girl one: Hey why the long face?

Girl two: I just had a third person today fart near me!

Girl one: Wow, its like you are a fart whisperer.

by chiguy61 December 9, 2010

dutch laptop

When you fart with a laptop on your lap, thus trapping the aroma until the laptop is moved.

Dad: Hey son take a look at this website

Son: Sure, uh OMG what the hell is that smell?

Dad: Oh, sorry son, I had a dutch laptop going

by chiguy61 December 9, 2010

cube cred

Props or respect gained at the office for dating the prettiest women in the office.

Bob: Hey where is Mike?

Tom: He is taking that new secretary to lunch today.

Bob: The hot one in accounting?

Tom: Yeah, his cube cred is through the roof.

by chiguy61 December 15, 2010

tsa friendly

When your date is not afraid to use their hands to touch you on a date.

Guy 1: Hey bud, how your date with the babe from the coffee shop?

Guy 2: It was great, after dinner while I was driving her home, she got TSA friendly with me in the car.

by chiguy61 December 1, 2010