fart surprise

Passing gas and passing a turd out with it; a fart with a lump in it.

I thought I had a little gas and it turned out to be a fart surprise.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006

front fart surprise

When a lady queefs for the first time.

I guess I hit the right spot, because it was a front fart surprise.

by Rawnuts69 July 27, 2023

front fart surprise

When a woman queefs and it stuns you.

Sharon and I were going at it when she unleashed a front fart surprise. It was grand.

by Rawnuts69 July 27, 2023