fart hand
A genetic affliction causing one's hand to constantly smell like farts (gas). Frequently chosen over "baby hand" in games of "would you rather?"
fart hand by zachamanda. May 30, 2008
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hand fart
The art of putting a cupped hand into the trousers for oderiferous transfer of flatulence to an unsuspecting bed mate.
hand fart by http://webpages.charter.net/cvance10/ September 3, 2004
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second hand fart
The first person farts and another person breathes that fart but breathes in onto somebody else thus being a 2nd hand fart
(Also can be into your hand and letting it onto someone else)
(Also can be into your hand and letting it onto someone else)
Dave: Woah your breath stinks of ass you should brush your teeth once in a while
Yiam: Its not my breath its a 2nd hand fart from ollie! :P
Yiam: Its not my breath its a 2nd hand fart from ollie! :P
second hand fart by Jay Clarkson February 21, 2005
hand fart
A farting sound produced by clasping both hands together so that air is trapped between the palms, then squeezing so that the air must escape by vibrating the skin of the palms. This can also be produced by pulling air back into one's hands after the air has been squeezed out. Some people are so 'talented' at this that they can play rather complex music with it. One who is skilled at producing hand farts is called a 'manualist'.
hand fart by I'm *so* not admitting that. December 24, 2008
double hand fart
double hand fart by Melone May 3, 2018
Hand Fart
"ahh, dude.. You got a streak on my face from that hand fart!"
"I just hand farted Dan and he puked all over himself."
"Dude, your face smells like hand fart."
"I just hand farted Dan and he puked all over himself."
"Dude, your face smells like hand fart."
Hand Fart by Perm Nasty November 17, 2009
Indiana Hand Fart
Indiana Hand Fart by big_stroker January 16, 2021
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