fart cow 

An asshole of immense proportions; someone who posts paranoid, offtopic and psychotic comments on blogs throughout the internet; ie, Dean Berry, Real American.

Dean Berry, Real American is a fart cow.

fart cow by C Mathers July 26, 2008

Cow Fart 

A politician's promise before election for the purpose of getting the vote.

During the time leading up to the presidential elections all you heard from the mouths of the candidates was a whole lot of cow farts.

Cow Fart by Luna justice July 31, 2011

cow fart 

when a cow farts you dumbass....what the fuck did you think it meant

i walked in a field only to find a cow in the middle of cow fart

cow fart by conmanshrinkin25duh April 25, 2010

cow fart whisperer

a person so apprehensive about global warming that they are eve raising alarms over bovine wind and gas.

Harry is a cow fart whisperer.

cow fart whisperer by yikes. October 28, 2009

fartcow 

A cow whose gastrointestinal eruptions are more frequent than normal.

"He became a fartcow upon consumption of the burrito of doom"

fartcow by Fartcow June 3, 2003