farklement 

the state of farkling

She was in a state of farklement.

farklement by Dave January 24, 2005

Fakementum

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A feeling that overcomes an athlete or competitor when they or their team does something good. It will be lost as soon as a member of the other team does something as good or better.

The Patriots head into halftime down 21-3 in Super Bowl LI. The Falcons hold all the fakementum.

Fakementum by The Goalie February 11, 2017

farklempt 

Yiddish meaning choked up or not feeling good was often used in Saturday night life by Mike Myers is "Coffee talk"

"Oy, i'm getting a little farklempt, talk amongst yourselfs, i'll give you a topic, Rhode Island neither a road of an island Disscus!"

farklempt by Alex February 13, 2003

farkument 

(abstract noun) getting into an argument with at least one other person online at the notorious www.fark.com; reloading the page/making multiple comments so you an another farker can argue about some topic

"Billy, take out the trash, this is the last time I'll tell you!"

"Sorry, mom, I'm in the middle of a farkument!"

farkument by phillydrifter January 3, 2008

Fraplement 

When someone Facebook rapes you but it sounds more like a complement.

John Smith: Has a huge penis

^classic Fraplement^

Fraplement by Chrispy who loves the Dale July 13, 2011