Spanish website making fun of Wikipedia, with constant misspellings on purpose and having Chuck Norris as all powerful god and Angus Young as creator of all beings.
In a way similar to Urban Dictionary.
Frikipedia also includes "step by step guides" to things such as getting a zero on a test.
Frikipedia says the 3 smartest beings in earth are:
1.Wombats
The act of walking and farting at the same time. This act is done either because one is in a rush to get to one's destination and does not have time to stop and fart; or if the fart is silent, it is done so one can fart relatively anonymously without others knowing the origin of the fart since by the time others smell the fart, the person farting has walked on.
This is the verb form; the noun form is Farlk, which is simply a fart that is done while the farter is walking.
I was late for my plane so I was falking between gate A and gate C.
I knew my farts were silent and did not want to be accused of farting so I was farlking so no one would know I was the person causing the incredible bad smells.
Hottest girl in town.Really unique and you will never find somebody like her. Very ambitious and hardworking, she doesn't need no man and spoils herself as often as possible. Much love. One of the most forgiving persons on earth and knows her worth, you really can't play her. Very strong woman/girl. People feel some type of way about her because of her resting bitch face but she is the most lovely person in our lifetime.
Person A:"Wow You been working really hard lately !"
Person B: "Yes, I'm trying to farihin."
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.