Farkism 

Any cliché revolving around the site fark.com.

Includes classics of farkism such as "everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.", or "its not news, its fark.com", etc.

Farkism by GhoSSt July 9, 2006

fakism 

The act of being involved in a conversation or situation with one or more people in which they are being fake, phony, unreal, dishonest, and/or two-faced regarding a person or a personal attribute.

I can see that there is a lot of fakism going on in that house and I'm ready to confront them.

fakism by KingV September 16, 2016

Forkism 

The action of using forks because you keep forgetting to put a spoon your lunch box; when you’ve given up on wanting spoons.

“Why are you using a fork for your yogurt?”
“Because I’ve converted to forkism and given up on spoons.”

Forkism by TheForkist March 10, 2018

Fartism 

A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not/ is intrinsically supported by/woven into the very fabric of existence itself).

David just subscribed to fartism yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not. Take that, religion.

Fartism by CreeperDude567 April 19, 2020

fartism 

the act of farting uncontrollably. usually after eating a giant can of beans.

last year in summer camp johnny won the fartism award

fartism by kelly furtado November 4, 2008

Farkasm 

Far-kasm fahr-kaz-uh m - n.

1. harsh or bitter derision on Fark.com
2. sharply ironical taunt on Fark.com

The general tone of replies to linked articles or posted comments on Fark.com

Why are you so angry? My reply was total Farkasm. Nothing to get panties bunched over.

Farkasm by spidersparlor April 17, 2009

Farkiss 

Yet another substitute for potentially offensive words. Can be used in many various situations for many various words.

Sally: "Oh, my GOD!"
John: "What?"
Sally: "Your baby has just been decapitated by a semi!"
John: "...Well, farkiss."

"Holy farkiss, is that a child or a mutant squirrel?"

Farkiss by Kyley Jo August 21, 2007