Anthony the Nathaniel Vending Machine,
Jonathan the Bum,
Mayuresh the Irish,
Amer the Plumber,
Julius the Lad,
Christian the Leviathan,
George the Forge,
Sammie the Miami,
Eli the Feline,
Emerson the Jefferson,
Verge the Purge,
Ben the Hen, When, Den.
Mitch the Glitch.
An enhanced form of fap, fapshit is a verb to be used when confrontingcircumstances which are extreme bonerproducers, and require said boners to be taken care of via fapping. Used in a manner similar to "ape shit".
Oh my god, dude, that chick's making me go fapshit.
That hair makes people go fapshit.