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An enhanced form of fap, fapshit is a verb to be used when confronting circumstances which are extreme bonerproducers, and require said boners to be taken care of via fapping. Used in a manner similar to "ape shit".
Oh my god, dude, that chick's making me go fapshit.
That hair makes people go fapshit.
fapshit by Mynoduesp23 June 1, 2010
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fanshitter 

n. (fan + shitter)

Someone who seeks or creates unnecessary drama. Instead of shit hitting the fan... these people unnecessarily shit INTO the fan.
My roomate is a goddamn fanshitter.
fanshitter by Eugenia Yang June 23, 2007
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Unintentional escape of shit while passing gas. Typically occurs while trying to fart at early stage of diarrhea.
Man, I farshitted my pants again! sooo embarrasing...
farshit by Mr. U-be-U May 19, 2008

San Fagshitco 

Simply another slang word for San Fagcisco, the gay bay
If you're going to San Fagshitco, you'd better wear a butt protector there.
San Fagshitco by andy1 March 25, 2005
fat fucking shitcock that always pisses everybody off and you like to beat the hell out of
fatshit by ihatesmith January 28, 2005

fanshitting 

verb. to fanshit, fanshat, fanshitting

What a fanshitter does, create or seek unnecessary drama.
Why does my roomate like fanshitting all over the place?
fanshitting by Eugenia Yang June 23, 2007

fashitsho 

To be aggressively ready. To be ready to “handle up yo bizness”
Him; damn there goes web with the tec 9

Web; fashitsho
fashitsho by Codeine_Ova_Ice September 15, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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