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fapperoni by MikfozHasLupus September 20, 2009
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Fapperoni
Masturbating with such ferocity that your penis resembles a raw, reddish stick of cured meat sausage.
I took a sick day at work which turned into a fapperoni party, and now I think I should get some ointment.
Fapperoni by The Unsightly bULGe September 12, 2014
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The Fappening
The day in which the Great Journey commenced as foretold in the Great Prophecy, in which hundreds of nude pictures of various female celebrities, whose bodies many men have salivated over, were leaked on the Internet. As a result of a leak of such biblical proportions, "The Fappening" commenced, which implies that thousands masturbated to these leaked pictures.
8-31-14, Never Forget The Fappening.
8-31-14, Never Forget The Fappening.
Sam: Dude, remember when all those pics of Kate Upton and JLaw went viral?
Tim: Yeah man, I took part in The Fappening.
Tim: Yeah man, I took part in The Fappening.
The Fappening by YourBestWorstFrenemy August 31, 2014
The Fappening
August 31st 2014, a day that shall go down in history. On the day of The Fappening ,high amounts of explicit photos of various female celebrities including Jennifer Lawrence and Ariana Grande were leaked. The internet rejoiced.
P1: Dude did you see those leaked nudes of Jennifer Lawrence?
P2: Of course! Who didn't take part in the fappening?
P2: Of course! Who didn't take part in the fappening?
The Fappening by UntamedMustache September 1, 2014
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