Fapperoni

Masturbating with such ferocity that your penis resembles a raw, reddish stick of cured meat sausage.

I took a sick day at work which turned into a fapperoni party, and now I think I should get some ointment.

by The Unsightly bULGe September 13, 2014

fapperoni

It's like pepperoni, only fapping.

Dude, my girlfriend didn't come over last night so I had to make a fapperoni pizza.

by MikfozHasLupus September 21, 2009

Fapperoni and Cheese

When you Fap into a bowl of Mac and cheese

Male 1: Brb gotta go make some Fapperoni and Cheese
Male 2: What the fuck is wrong with you

by DankestDankMemes September 19, 2017

Fapperoni and Cheese

When you Fap into a bowl of Mac and cheese

Male 1: Brb gotta go make some Fapperoni and Cheese
Male 2: What the fuck is wrong with you

by DankestDankMemes September 19, 2017