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fapworthy 

A person, place or thing worthy of masturbation.
I saw your mom yesterday, and I have to say... she is all kinds of fapworthy.

Your Lamborghini is totally fapworthy.
fapworthy by Hollywood... November 10, 2007

fappworthy 

When someone is so hot that you want to fapp.
Joshs sister and cousin are both fappworthy
fappworthy by fapper20 May 4, 2009

Fapworthy 

Melly sure is Fapworthy!
Fapworthy by Graxzious1 January 26, 2013

fapworthy 

To be sexually desirable to induced the need to masturbate.
She didn't need to undress, she was totally fapworthy
fapworthy by Limba Woods December 16, 2013
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026