The act of a male becoming erect, sitting up in his bed or chair, and clapping his hands with the erect penis in between. One can upgrade if they desire by using pans, books or anything in their arsenal.
GF- "Hey (boyfriend) let's have sex"
BF- "sure thing (girlfriend)"
*undresses himself
GF- "OMG WTF WHY IS YOUR DICK SWELLED AND BRUISED"
"I was fapclapping last night it was pantastic"
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.