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Fauchovah's Witness 

A member of the Covidian sect of cultish apologists who fervently adhere to the teachings and mandates of the one and only true Fauchovah.
"Do NOT confuse Fauchovah's Witnesses with JWs."

"One is the sole religion of the only true god & the other is Jehovah's Witnesses!"
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Fauchovah 

The omniscient & omnipotent deity, who becomes man who becomes super god, and ultimately inspires, leads, & controls the minds & combined will of his Covidian religious cult followers.

Like any god, he retains absolutely no accountability because good outcomes are due to his gracious benevolence while undesired consequences result from his purging crucible or fully-merited sanctions.
“I’m not feeling well with a symptom that could be from any ailment listed in any of all the world’s medical journals & blogs.”

“Praise Fauchovah!”
Getting a school iPad whiped for inappropriate use
Damn dude, I just got Fanched for playing games in class.
Fanched by Starboiiiii March 13, 2017
-Free. Freedom. Free one.

-In Teutonic the meaning of the name Fanchon is: Free.
-Fanchon is a French baby name
-The parents named their child Fanchon.
-Fanchons enjoy a life of liberty and personal rights.
Fanchon by SushiLuv January 17, 2015

Faucheaux 

you know I'm down with that, Faucheaux!
Faucheaux by D. Dubya August 30, 2015

fanchant 

A chant sang by fans at performances (mostly k pop) and they are always in unison.We don’t know who actually makes them but we think it’s just specific fans.They’re also a great way to learn the song they’re singing!
BTS go go’s fanchant ( start only) “Kim Namjoon! Kim Seokjin! Min Yoongi! Jung Hoseok! Park Jimin! Kim Taehyung! Jeon Jungkook! BTS!”