fanch

an action used on ones pants.

to hit someone in the crotch area or to hit yourself in the crotch area while wearing pants.

"Where did Stephen go tonight?"
"He's at home fanching his pants"

by James John August 27, 2006

fanch

Normally used towards people who act like jerks; The vulgarity level of the term is equal to that of "fuck."

You stupid fanch! You just ruined my new shoes!

by Johnissoevil March 22, 2004

Fanched

Getting a school iPad whiped for inappropriate use

Damn dude, I just got Fanched for playing games in class.

by Starboiiiii March 13, 2017

Fanch

Fancy but misspelled.

"Man, that restaurant my girlfriend and I went to last night was so fanch!"
"What the hell is 'fanch'?"
"Oh sorry i misspelled fancy."
"What the hell? We're talking..."

by mrbananafire September 05, 2019

Fanch

Fancy and Rich, at the same time!

As I sat there, in english class, I thought, "Man, Gina Ho's new shoes are so fanch!"

by Ilienne Schachter January 20, 2005

fanche

Gargantuan ball sack; or a man with an enormous ball sack

Example One:

Juan: We're hittin' old papi mariposa's crib tonight. Who's in?
Jerryck: But Juan, papi mariposa is the baddest drug lord anywhere. We'll all be dead before we even get in the front door!
Jorge: He's right Juan, I don't wanna die...
Juan: Ay! Pinche pussies. Anyone with a fanche in this fucking room?

Example two:

Sam: Did you hear about Diego?
Kaleb: Nah, what happened?
Sam: He asked Cindy to prom...
Kaleb: Duuuude, what a fucking fanche! She's the hottest girl in school!

by OfficialSchlompticox December 03, 2017

"the fanch"

another word for the peace sign

Rockin' "the fanch" a.k.a. the peace sign

by jo6seph May 06, 2007