fayuch

Hot, tall, usually has big feet, long blonde hair, good at sports, and usually a ladies man.

I like fayuch because his big feet.
Yeah his feet are so dreamy.
Did you know fayuch is the new QB and running back?

fayuch by Shrek what the freak -lilNasX November 24, 2021

fayuch

Tall islander, boyfriend material, long toes, bench warmer in all sports, sucks at dancing, likes people with brown hair, likes talking in codes, usually not as smart as others, and in shape.

Wow fayuch is so hot and I'm drooling looking at his amazing six pack.
Fayuch can I see your toes?
Fayuch likes Boston cream donuts.

fayuch by Shrek what the freak -lilNasX November 22, 2021

fayuch

Usually short, usually has a fear if dogs, like shoes, likes sports that he is bad at, really dislikes blondes, usually benched in sports, in shape, try-hard in practice but usually never gets put in the game, and usually likes to talk in code with females.

Fayuch your code is to long.
Wow I didn't know fayuch has a six pack!

fayuch by Shrek what the freak -lilNasX November 22, 2021

fayuch

Usually short, usually has a fear if dogs, like shoes, likes sports that he is bad at, really dislikes blondes, usually benched in sports, in shape, try-hard in practice but usually never gets put in the game, and usually likes to talk in code with females.

Fayuch your code is to long.
Wow I didn't know fayuch has a six pack!

fayuch by Shrek what the freak -lilNasX November 22, 2021

Fauchovah's Witness 

A member of the Covidian sect of cultish apologists who fervently adhere to the teachings and mandates of the one and only true Fauchovah.

"Do NOT confuse Fauchovah's Witnesses with JWs."

"One is the sole religion of the only true god & the other is Jehovah's Witnesses!"

Fauchovah's Witness by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 11, 2023

Fauchovah 

The omniscient & omnipotent deity, who becomes man who becomes super god, and ultimately inspires, leads, & controls the minds & combined will of his Covidian religious cult followers.

Like any god, he retains absolutely no accountability because good outcomes are due to his gracious benevolence while undesired consequences result from his purging crucible or fully-merited sanctions.

“I’m not feeling well with a symptom that could be from any ailment listed in any of all the world’s medical journals & blogs.”

“Praise Fauchovah!”

Fauchovah by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 22, 2023

Faucheaux 

fo-sho, for sure

you know I'm down with that, Faucheaux!

Faucheaux by D. Dubya August 30, 2015