A mustache so utterly fantastic it goes beyond the normal definition of mustache. Only the manliest of me can grow the fantastistache due to its near mythical nature and legendary reverence. A fantastistache denotes great strength, bravery, and warrior status.
Undeniable in its allure, women swoon in its sight and long to be nuzzled by its powerful yet gentle caress.
As it grows the universe trembles for the fantastistache attracts pure power incarnate. He who controls the fantastistache controls the Universe and all within its realm.
Notable fantastistaches include Asterix the Viking, Tom Sellek, and Mario.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.