Fantastistache 

A mustache so utterly fantastic it goes beyond the normal definition of mustache. Only the manliest of me can grow the fantastistache due to its near mythical nature and legendary reverence. A fantastistache denotes great strength, bravery, and warrior status.

Undeniable in its allure, women swoon in its sight and long to be nuzzled by its powerful yet gentle caress.

As it grows the universe trembles for the fantastistache attracts pure power incarnate. He who controls the fantastistache controls the Universe and all within its realm.

Notable fantastistaches include Asterix the Viking, Tom Sellek, and Mario.

Hey, man, nice fantastistache!

Fantastistache by marchhare28 March 10, 2010

fantastische 

Used when something is so fantastic it requires a faux German accent. All instances of "fantastic" must be replaced with this.

Dude: Hey, I listened to The Black Parade. It was fantastic!
Dudette: I think you mean FANTASTISCHE!
Dude: too right I do!

fantastische by Mr Patch May 18, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016