fansy

Bard of EverQuest, perhaps the most annoying yet impossible to hate.

Fansy the Famous Bard says "Go Go Good Team!"

by zoey August 31, 2003

Fansy

A fan of the Montreal Canadiens NHL hockey team (nickname: Habs).

Fansy is a contraction of the words 'fickle' and 'pansy' - two traits shared by Habs fans the world over.

The fansy cheered against Boston when the Bruins knocked the Habs out of the playoffs.

by StanleyCup November 16, 2011

fansy

A person who becomes a fan of everything on a social network, simply for the sake of becoming a fan. Even though they may have never done/seen/or eaten any of the things they are becoming fans of. One does this to be popular or "cooler".

Person 1: Did you see mikes page? Hes became a fan of pudding, just because his new girl friend is in love with pudding.
Person 2: Mike doesn't even like pudding man.
Person 1: I know.
Person 2: What a fansy...

by elementkidd May 14, 2009

Fansy the Famous Bard

An aincent being from a time before the internet was clogged up with retard memes. An infamous bard on an Everquest server.

In the game, once you get past level 5 you can be killed and looted by anyone, and this was a 'no rules' server. Bards had a skill that made them run faster than everyone else and Fansy used this to his advantage. He attracted Sand Giants, a hugely powerful enemy with equal speed and had them follow him throughout the world purging the crust of sin. You'll get a better description if you just fucking google search it. It's the top page which has actual quotes from the legend.

I used to be Fansy the Famous Bard's friend, but I haven't heard from him for over 10 years. He's most likely moved on.. Fansy, if you read this remember me!

by Douchebag82 November 29, 2011

Fanny Mist

V, Fanny Mist is when a woman doesn't wash her vag for days on end & it's so bad down there she develpos fanny mist. Fanny mist can be toxic to breath in as fumes can lead to choking. To prevent fanny mist all a woman has to do is wash her vag.

Adam was about to start eating Jackie out when he was struck by her fanny mist & taken aback by the fumes he says "Jackie you have fanny mist i think you need a shower"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother April 1, 2019

Native American Fancy Dancing

The dancers wear feathers, beads, headbands, etc. They dance at pow wows & are Quite the Wonderful sight to see!

At the pow wow, I got to see Native American Fancy Dancing & was Quite Impressed! They give an amazing show! I loved it so very much!

by Starchylde June 14, 2016

fanny fingering formula

Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.

The calculation:

Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has

Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers

Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation

For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes

I wonder how big her pussy is? Simple just use the fanny fingering formula

by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020