NH3's definitions

keen learner

Phrase used by nerds to make themselves feel better about being nerds.

Laura: I love chemistry lessons.
Daisy: You nerd!
Laura *defensively*: I'm not a nerd, I'm just a keen learner!

by NH3 February 10, 2008

wannagooutwithme?

Question asked by nervous males in the presence of a girl they really like, regardless of whether she is a slut or not. Commonly said at lightning speed and often in a very quiet voice. Success rate of around 2 in 3, as many girls take pity on his nervousness and foolishly say yes when they don't mean it, which usually leads to heartbreak on the male's part when she sleeps with someone else the week later.

Seb: thing is Dais, I really like you so.. wannagooutwithme?
Daisy: um, ok.

by NH3 February 19, 2008

WWOD

An acronym meaning What Would Oscar (Wilde) Do. It is an enhancement of WWJD, used to make difficult descisions.

Daisy: Where are we sleeping on Saturday night?
Laura: I don't know.
Daisy: Well, WWOD?
Laura *after fumbling through her pocket-sized Oscar Wilde quotations book*: We are going to be in the gutter, looking at the stars...

by NH3 February 25, 2008

... queer

Phrase used to annoy someone. Not meant as a slur on homosexuals, just as a way to irritate your friends. Most effective if 'queer' is said quietly, so only the victim can hear it, and even if (s)he does, (s)he's not entirely sure you did as it is so out of context.

Laura: Are we going to Thorpe Park this weekend?
Daisy: Alright... queer.
Laura: What did you just call me?
Daisy: Nothing, nothing, not a thing... queer.
Laura: You are so annoying sometimes.
Daisy: What have I done??
Laura: Oh I thought you were calling me 'queer' after everything you said, sorry.
Daisy: That's OK, I guess I can forgive you... queer.

by NH3 March 4, 2008

Katherine

1. Alternate spelling of popular girl's name Catherine/Kathryn.
2. Extremely good song by Chicago based alternative rock band Kill Hannah.

1. "Hi, my name's Katherine."
2. Daisy wishes her name was Katherine so she could pretend the Kill Hannah song was written about her.

by NH3 November 12, 2007

Apostrophe

Particularly useful piece of English punctuation for making yourself look stupid. You can do this in three main ways:
1. Putting an apostrophe in when it's completely unnecessary.
2. Leaving it out when it's needed.
3. Putting it in the wrong place.

1. My parent's have taken control of my life.
2. Mat was Daisys hero, til he started ignoring her.
3. I do'nt know how to use an apostrophe.

by NH3 December 18, 2007

Cherrie

Fantastic porn star name.

Cherrie always goes on top.

by NH3 December 24, 2007