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Fanked

Fanked, orginating from the verb 'to fank' is 'to shank' some person or general being with a fork.

The action is described as follows: As person A goes to stab person B, person B withdraws his (or her) fork and traps the knife twisting it away.

Though not widely known of, fanking can provide an effective defence against knife attacks.

The sister verb of to fank, 'to spank' is the same action but with a spoon, however this is usually not as effective.
Yeah this janner came up to me and tried to shank me so I fanked him right back,
by btrev October 19, 2010
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Fanked

The way a sober person acts when surrounded by several drunk people; Fake Tanked
"I am so fanked guys!"
by Christine and Kristen September 7, 2005
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Franked Meme

An old meme that is resurrected like Frankenstein's Monster (hence the name, Franked), for the purpose of milking it for the new stale memes that are unfunny, repeated and redundant.
A good example of a Franked meme is Morshu, who used to be a classic good old meme in the times of the Golden Age of Youtube, when memes were better then and YouTube Poops weren't stale, now resurrected by a bunch of 12-year old zoomers and decided it would be funny to milk it to death by making stupid videos.
Sometimes, you gotta face it, an old and dead meme is better being off dead, than being brought back.
Jack: That new Morshu RTX video was so funny, dank and lit, bruh!
John: Really, Jack? Why are you telling me this franked meme again?
by Truths and Facts March 10, 2021
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White Fanged

To purposefully force someone or something away for the overall benefit of said person or thing.
i loved her but if i hadn't "white fanged" her there would eventually be a double homicide, and she would be an orphan.
by Jakk Napier June 23, 2012
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funkedelic

1. a cross between funky and psychedelic

2. An exclamation to describe something very very cool
(spelling funkadelic may be substituted in Britain)
1: Tom - Dude! that half chimp half rhino is funkedelic!!!
Darryl - Naw man, thats the drugs talking

2: -Whoa did you just see that?
- yeah man! Funkedelic!!!
by B_rad_G April 12, 2009
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Faked

To make a commitment to someone and then not follow through. Usually a broken promise.
After promising not to fart on her face, i compeletly faked on Lisa while she let me teabag her.
by BeanGuillen May 18, 2011
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Fanged Four

Four vampires from the TV series 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer', who lived and hunted together in the late 1800s. Individually, they were: Darla, Angelus, Drusilla and William (later known as 'Spike').

After Angelus was cursed with a soul, they disbanded and went their separate ways; though they all ended up in Sunnydale, CA at some point between 1997-2003.
'So Spike, Angel, Dru and Darla...are together again?'

'Looks like. Fanged Four want another go at the glory days.'
by Aisling Chapel January 25, 2010
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