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Very, very messed up
This computer is completely farkeld - time to reformat the hard drive and reinstall the OS.
farkled by Tim July 10, 2003
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The act of always being smarter than your friends but always being loyal to them as well
Maya: what’s a synonym for smart and loyal?
Riley: Farkled
Farkled by Farkletimesir? April 29, 2020
When a pet surprises itself with one of its own farts.
The cat fartled himself on the chair today. The smell was worth the laughter.
Fartled by Rorplup February 3, 2017
Being startled so suddenly that one farts.
Man, what reeks?

Sorry, you fartled me.
Fartled by lavibot February 18, 2014
to be high, typically from THC-containing substances.
I just smoked 3 bowls im so fardled right now
fardled by Segrant oso iorny April 28, 2021
to be startled by a loud fart
My wife fartled me in bed and woke me up from a deep sleep.
fartled by KRF99 March 17, 2008
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