Fuckboner

A completely stupid and clueless person who totally screws up.

'Hey bro, I just bought 10 rare pennies from this bum for a 100 bucks.'

'Why would you buy 10 cents worth of pennies for 100 bucks; dude your such a fuckboner.'

by B-Town Mike March 6, 2010

Fuckboyardee

A group of fuckboys

"look at all those fuckboys."
"It's a fuckboyardee."

by Awkward-nerd-in-some-fandoms December 1, 2015

fuckbert

A stronger interjection than fuck. The term is often used when expressing great displeasure or anger.

Mom: Did you see Albert's fucking hair?

Dad: Holy shit, fuckbert.

by xxchillinniggaxx December 14, 2019

Fuckberries

Interjection. Commonly used when something bad is about to happen or someone has to do a humiliating task.

- Dude, it's your turn to scrub the toilets!

-Awwww, Fuckberries

by POOPY MAN September 8, 2003

[fuckberry pie]

A hot piece of ass.

I'm sure that cougar was a nice slice of fuckberry pie back in the day.

by JayDawg5150 January 17, 2009

Fuckzone

A particularly disappointing metaphorical place, that people end up in when someone they are interested in only wants a sexual relationship. It is impossible to get emotionally invested in someone while in the fuckzone, because, as friends with benefits , you still see them too often for them to be erased from your memory, and yet, you cannot be with them the way you want.

Person 1: Hypothetically, how would you react if I told you I like you?

Person 2: I'm sorry, I don't mean to hurt you, but I only want to have casual sex
Person 1 is now relegated to just a fling held within the fuckzone

by cheshirecat90 November 30, 2018

Fuckbater

A fuckbater is someone who tries to threaten or belittle someone but obviously doesn't pose a threat
Fuckbaters also tend to be pervy but in the telescope way and not the assault way
They are harmless, so you can still be their friend if you so choose
Other than being like this, they are pretty okay most of the time

Fuckbater: I'm gonna kill you if you don't give me that cool egg!
Person: This is my egg, you should learn how to hard boil eggs.
Fuckbater: I will hurt you now!!!! *he grabs them*
Person: Unhand me, you fuckbater.
Fuckbater: Gah! *He recoils in fear*

by The egg boiler July 15, 2020