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Fanistons 

Deluded, irrational fans of the actress Jennifer Aniston. Usually middle-aged housewives, they firmly and mistakenly believe that Aniston is a beautiful, talented actress. Fanistons hate Angelina Jolie with a passion as they (still!) blame her and her hypnovagina for breaking up Aniston's marriage to Brad Pitt.
"The only reason Jen hasn't won an Oscar like that slut Whorelina! is that she's too good and pure to fuck her way up the ladder." -- An actual quote from a Faniston

"Christ, you should see the Fanistons screaming about 'BLACKFACE' over on justjared in an attempt to get people riled up. Yeah, whatever, beeyotches." -- An actual quote from a normal humanbeing
Fanistons by 890 December 31, 2008
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fanistons 

beautiful, kind fans of the talented jennifer aniston. they usually are very popular and see the good in people!
i love the fanistons they’re amazing!
fanistons by tvdfan05 June 22, 2020

Fanistons 

Fanatical, extremely devoted fans dedicated to The actress Jennifer Aniston. They believe she deserves amazing things and is a beautiful person. They are extremely proud of her accomplishments. The fanistons (fandom) has grown larger and larger every year.
The fanistons blew up Twitter when they saw Jennifer Aniston on their television screen.

"I love the fanistons, they're quite loyal and adorable I must say" -Jennifer Aniston
Fanistons by Skylar Jade March 7, 2015

fagistonia 

A mountain range in eastern Bulgaria where homosexuals were origionally discovered. Now lauded as the home of Tube Tops, Spandex, and all other forms of faggotry.
That fag looks fresh off the boat from Fagistonia.
fagistonia by Panta July 16, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022