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a big chinese man who cant play football
no we have fangze on our soccr team.
fangze by anonymous November 22, 2023
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Five Finger Fangle Fop 

The definitive method of masturbation in which you hold out your hand in a high five and slap your dick as hard as possible until climax.
Frank: I had the best orgasm last night.
Bill: Did Sarah blow you?
Frank: Nope, I did the Five Finger Fangle Fop.
Five Finger Fangle Fop by Shaft_H September 11, 2016
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White Fanged 

To purposefully force someone or something away for the overall benefit of said person or thing.
i loved her but if i hadn't "white fanged" her there would eventually be a double homicide, and she would be an orphan.
White Fanged by Jakk Napier June 23, 2012

Fanged Four 

Four vampires from the TV series 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer', who lived and hunted together in the late 1800s. Individually, they were: Darla, Angelus, Drusilla and William (later known as 'Spike').

After Angelus was cursed with a soul, they disbanded and went their separate ways; though they all ended up in Sunnydale, CA at some point between 1997-2003.
'So Spike, Angel, Dru and Darla...are together again?'

'Looks like. Fanged Four want another go at the glory days.'
Fanged Four by Aisling Chapel January 25, 2010

fanglebang

I just got out of a relationship, so I'm not going to sleep with him, but we totally fanglebanged.
fanglebang by downtownjb June 28, 2010
Creepers who are beyond obsessed with the incredibly talented performer Idina Menzel and who would scare Idina if she knew the extent of their craziness.

Often Fanzels partake in extensive stalking activities including of people who work for Idina or are known to be liked by Idina in the hope to become BFFs with them.
Fanzel: "omg I am Idina's #1 Fanzel, i scream I LOVE YOU IDINA a thousand times per concert and ask her to moo with me"

Regular Idina Fan: "I hope the fanzels have discovered concert/theatre ettiquette and behave at this show"
Fanzel by noiwillnotmoowithyou March 28, 2009

Fangeated 

Waiting for the very last moment to show up to an event, usually after it has already started.
We should get there early. I don’t want everyone to think that we’ve Fangeated them.
Fangeated by TheClubPrez January 27, 2019
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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