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Five Finger Fangle Fop 

The definitive method of masturbation in which you hold out your hand in a high five and slap your dick as hard as possible until climax.
Frank: I had the best orgasm last night.
Bill: Did Sarah blow you?
Frank: Nope, I did the Five Finger Fangle Fop.
Five Finger Fangle Fop by Shaft_H September 11, 2016
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White Fanged 

To purposefully force someone or something away for the overall benefit of said person or thing.
i loved her but if i hadn't "white fanged" her there would eventually be a double homicide, and she would be an orphan.
White Fanged by Jakk Napier June 23, 2012

Fanged Four 

Four vampires from the TV series 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer', who lived and hunted together in the late 1800s. Individually, they were: Darla, Angelus, Drusilla and William (later known as 'Spike').

After Angelus was cursed with a soul, they disbanded and went their separate ways; though they all ended up in Sunnydale, CA at some point between 1997-2003.
'So Spike, Angel, Dru and Darla...are together again?'

'Looks like. Fanged Four want another go at the glory days.'
Fanged Four by Aisling Chapel January 25, 2010

fanglebang

I just got out of a relationship, so I'm not going to sleep with him, but we totally fanglebanged.
fanglebang by downtownjb June 28, 2010
Creepers who are beyond obsessed with the incredibly talented performer Idina Menzel and who would scare Idina if she knew the extent of their craziness.

Often Fanzels partake in extensive stalking activities including of people who work for Idina or are known to be liked by Idina in the hope to become BFFs with them.
Fanzel: "omg I am Idina's #1 Fanzel, i scream I LOVE YOU IDINA a thousand times per concert and ask her to moo with me"

Regular Idina Fan: "I hope the fanzels have discovered concert/theatre ettiquette and behave at this show"
Fanzel by noiwillnotmoowithyou March 28, 2009

Fangeated 

Waiting for the very last moment to show up to an event, usually after it has already started.
We should get there early. I don’t want everyone to think that we’ve Fangeated them.
Fangeated by TheClubPrez January 27, 2019