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fanalyst

a portmanteau of the words fan and analyst describing a sports columnist or blogger who analyzes sports from the perspective of a fan rather than an insider or traditional sports journalist.
Bill Simmons of ESPN.com is considered the godfather of fanalysts as he was one of the first sports bloggers to write from the perspective of the fan.
by ftard622 December 10, 2009
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fanalysis

The systematic appraisal of a fanny (gash) using a set of predefined, uniform measures including smell, taste, acidity, presence of pubic hair, labia size and level of resemblance to a badly wrapped kebab. One should also comment upon how eager one is to 'smash' it, given the opportunity. Synonymous with 'gashessment'
So I did a fanalysis on Ruth last night and she scored really well- bald as a badger from her clunge to her aintcha, and kebab was well packed, but had to mark her down on the smell as it had the aroma of a rotting salmon carcas. Would still smash the shit out of it again though given the chance, but I'm all out of rufies, so can't see it happening anytime soon
by Anonymous submissions October 4, 2016
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fanalyse

When super-fan of anything who over-analyses or picks apart every minute detail. They often move into prognostication, conspiracies, and personal lives of actors. These people think they sound intelligent or superior, but in reality, are usually pretty lame. Common sources of fanalysists: Lost, Star Wars, Star Trek, Comic Books/Graphic Novels, WoW players, Glee, any popular-for-no-good-reason reality show, etc.
If I have to listen to Lara fanalyse Glee one more time, I think I'll have to punch her. Who cares if Kurt is secretly a woman?
by AnnieBee April 7, 2011
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