Family Game Night

A night where everyone in your family hates eachother because they are trying to win a pointless game (which someone usually cheat in, ruining the night even more). Then is you lose you just go rage and throw the bored game at the winner as a sign of defeat. Ghen they come onto this site and rant about how stupid it is.

Family Game Night sucks! I hate you!

Family Game Night by MadeBiJax March 9, 2019

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family game night

A terrible night where the whole family gets around and plays board games. Something that you should avoid in your kid years.

Whose ready for Family Game Night?

Not Me.

WELL FUCK YOU THEN, YOURE DOING IT ANYWAYS!

family game night by ItsMamaLuigi September 23, 2015

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Hasbro Family Game Night

A family (consisting of 4 or more people) having a routine 'game night' where rock paper scissors is used to decide the winner. The winner gets to choose a family member and brutally fuck them until A: Their asshole prolapses or B: An Alabama Hotpocket is performed. If neither of these outcomes happens within 20 minutes, the remaining family members will join in and re-enact 'The Aristocrats' to full detail.

Sorry, babe, I can't go out this weekend. I'm going over to Hawaii for a family reunion, my dad found this cool game called Hasbro Family Game Night.

Hasbro Family Game Night by Dingus McFeenfuf September 15, 2017

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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