falsiness 

the quality of taking something that is true and factual, and purposely casting doubt on its validity by presenting false, fake, alternative or misleading information.

The powerful man is using falsiness to trick us into believing he is innocent.

falsiness by pjerickson May 2, 2018

flakiness

To commit to something, then change plans, typically without notice and followed-up by a terrible excuse

To be blown off inexcusably; unreliable, negligent, unresponsive, inconsistent

flakey flaky haaked unreliable inconsistent

Dude, where's Clarence?

He called me after I bought his ticket for the movie to tell me he couldn't come. He mentioned something about needing to fold some laundry.

That's total flakiness!

flakiness by swamp-wig May 31, 2011

Fappiness

The feeling of contentment after jerking off.

"Why's Brian grinning?"

"He's in a state of extreme fappiness."

Fappiness by Big D L May 22, 2008

flakiness

To commit to something, then change plans, typically without notice and followed-up by a terrible excuse

To be blown off inexcusably; unreliable, negligent, unresponsive, inconsistent

flakey flaky haaked unreliable inconsistent

Dude, where's Clarence?

He called me after I bought his ticket for the movie to tell me he couldn't come. He mentioned something about needing to fold some laundry.

That's total flakiness!

flakiness by swamp-wig May 31, 2011

fastness 

Moron-speak for the word "speed".

"He drank that Steel Reserve with so much fastness, I punched him in the testicles for showing off"

fastness by Hank McDizzleson July 3, 2008

falsies 

official def: Padding or a pad worn inside a brassiere to make the breasts appear larger.

like stuffing. in fact most real bras kinda are like this

After some months Sally's falsies were all screwed up pointing all over the place. It looked hella ugly and obvious.

falsies by welcome_2_lalaland June 14, 2005

Falsies 

Fake eyelashes

Oh my gosh! Jaclyn's falsies are on fleek today!

Falsies by Keera05 June 1, 2016