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Fake Uncle Chris

Josh gates but not
Josh: Wassup
Me: You look like my uncle
Fake Uncle Chris: Ok
When a man and his sister have sex and conceive a male child. the man is the childs fabruncle. It is his father , brother and uncle.
Cletus is my fabruncle. He had sex with my mom his sister)She is my sister and my aunt also.
fabruncle by Jim shues January 23, 2018

fakeuflect 

A phony-baloney (i.e., non-GENuine) kneeling/curtsy gesture dat you give someone towards whom you are socially required to express respect, but whom you secretly "hate da guts of" because you know very well dat he is just a big puffed-up dink who doesn't really believe in what he's doing or make much effort to actually carry out the duties of whatever position he is assigned --- he's just "in it for da money" or merely enjoys da social prestige dat said position gives him.
I try to stay out of situations where I would be expected to bow or uncover my head for some bigwig, since I always try to be totally truthful in my word and deed, and so it super-bothers me to have to "fakeuflect" --- i.e., falsely act like I have reverence for someone whom I actually despise.
fakeuflect by QuacksO December 10, 2019

fakeuntery 

The art of faking up 'perfect' photos & lifestyles for instagram & facebook by businesses & brands. Using influencers to make fake perfect lifestyle shots on instagram to make consumers buy.
Babipur were at their usual fakeuntery, posting fake lifestyle shots & making parents feel like crap.
fakeuntery by Babipuritan February 28, 2020

Fambuncled 

Being at a loss for words due to a grand realisation of a friend's delusion
Wow got a bit fambuncled there at your pronunciation of awry
Fambuncled by Borisf September 2, 2022