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A way of calling fake Bape Stas.
Damn nigga u wearin the fakestas!
fakesta by fuckitup69 November 27, 2021
fakesta is someone on internet posting about how everday they gets so much money and sex but in reality never Acquired these things

Also they brag about hood they are and would beat up anyone

But in reality have never grew up in the hood

And can't fight themselves out a wet paper bag if they tried
Jim is such a Fakesta ,talking about about how he runs these streets , the only things he runs is a co-op on call of duty!!!
Fakesta by Incubus HeMan May 17, 2021
aisha was being a fakesta when she kissed her ex boyfriend in front of her current one.
Fakesta by Aisha a.k.a young esh April 22, 2006
When a french douchebag kills you instantly by swinging a small knife in your face.
"WTF? WTF? WTF? THAT AFRICAN SPY BULLSHIT JUST FACESTABBED ME"
facestab by African Jezus February 6, 2009

fakestream media

Sources of corporate or politically fabricated or "fake" news.
The fakestream media is orchestrating a witch hunt on the champions of free and fair information.

facestalk 

To look at pictures, read profile information, and/or repeatedly check the status of an individual on facebook. This person can range from a good friend to someone who you have never actually met.
I was facestalking, and I found out that girl I met last night has a boyfriend.
facestalk by John Ryan Smith March 30, 2007
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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