faker baker 

one who fakes smoking pot

Ryan McCall is a faker baker

faker baker by bridget and david and kevin and chink March 21, 2008

fake n'baker 

1.) A person who is a wannabe stoner. Someone who has lots of pot around for show but doesn't know how to prep it and smoke it.

2.) A person who is a fake, vapid, two-faced hater who also smokes a lot of pot.

"Did you see Brian trying to roll that cone? He's such a fake n'baker."
"Every party Brian is always whipping out a bag of weed and pretending to get high. Total fake n'baker."

"Ugh Melissa is such a fake n'baker. All she does is smoke tree and hate on everyone."
"My neighbors are such fake n'bakers"

fake n'baker by BermpChick January 2, 2013

Fake Bake 

Tanning at a tanning Salon

"HB went to go fake bake, to look good for the Halstead Street parade"

Fake Bake by Pater August 15, 2003

Fake-Bake 

incense and potpourri, synthetic marijuana that fucks you up...good
also known as herbal incense, packages say not intended for human consumption but 2 tears in a bucket n fuck it.

klimax kush Fake-Bake

Fake-Bake by WCKDHAz3d1305 April 24, 2013

fake bake 

when bitches go to tanning salons to get thier tans, because they cant move their lazy asses outside and get a real one

Lorry: did you see that girl?
Bob: the one with the fake bake?

fake bake by you do not know me..... May 3, 2003

fake baked 

The state of feeling high similar to the effects of marijuana, except after smoking fake weed, or fweed.

Wanna get fake baked? I'm still on probation so I can't smoke the real stuff.

fake baked by ScWheezy March 20, 2011

Fake Bake 

When a 72 year old uses a easy bake oven.

fake bake

Fake Bake by Mughal King November 2, 2014