faker baker
faker baker by bridget and david and kevin and chink March 21, 2008
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fake n'baker
1.) A person who is a wannabe stoner. Someone who has lots of pot around for show but doesn't know how to prep it and smoke it.
2.) A person who is a fake, vapid, two-faced hater who also smokes a lot of pot.
2.) A person who is a fake, vapid, two-faced hater who also smokes a lot of pot.
"Did you see Brian trying to roll that cone? He's such a fake n'baker."
"Every party Brian is always whipping out a bag of weed and pretending to get high. Total fake n'baker."
"Ugh Melissa is such a fake n'baker. All she does is smoke tree and hate on everyone."
"My neighbors are such fake n'bakers"
"Every party Brian is always whipping out a bag of weed and pretending to get high. Total fake n'baker."
"Ugh Melissa is such a fake n'baker. All she does is smoke tree and hate on everyone."
"My neighbors are such fake n'bakers"
fake n'baker by BermpChick January 2, 2013
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Fake-Bake
incense and potpourri, synthetic marijuana that fucks you up...good
also known as herbal incense, packages say not intended for human consumption but 2 tears in a bucket n fuck it.
also known as herbal incense, packages say not intended for human consumption but 2 tears in a bucket n fuck it.
Fake-Bake by WCKDHAz3d1305 April 24, 2013
fake bake
when bitches go to tanning salons to get thier tans, because they cant move their lazy asses outside and get a real one
fake bake by you do not know me..... May 3, 2003
fake baked
The state of feeling high similar to the effects of marijuana, except after smoking fake weed, or fweed.
fake baked by ScWheezy March 20, 2011
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